Pissy McShortass

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

cinnimonipod:

futogami:

HELP THERE’S A CLUMP OF SPIDERS ON THE CORNER OF MY CEILING WHAT DO I DO OMFG SOMEONE HELP

burn

master spork

cinnimonipod:

futogami:

HELP THERE’S A CLUMP OF SPIDERS ON THE CORNER OF MY CEILING WHAT DO I DO OMFG SOMEONE HELP

burn

master spork

futogami:

Thank you. Now I just need £9999.99 more to take a trip into space.

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

rydenarmani:

shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade

my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

rydenarmani:

shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade

my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it

the-writing-jellyfish:

braginskey:

why send anon hate when you can look at this

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Look at how annoyed he is though. He’s like, ‘Gotta do this shit again, god fucking damnit. Check this shit out, mother fucker.’

you think that kagerou would boop wakas nose whenever she appears out the lake

wakasagayhime:

i do now

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

geopunk:

sloth-grunge:

geopunk:

geopunk:

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

murder

homiecide

iswearimnotnaked:

holy crap it works

iswearimnotnaked:

holy crap it works

dekutree:

mangoshawty:

reallylameblog:

dekutree:

if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?

Execute The Furries

*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*

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